skelet0nx:

theblogchoseme:

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

Finally somebody said it

ΝΑΙΙ

vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

oxynigga:

If you see that I text you and you ignoring me on purpose and make up excuses later I don’t want to fuck with you no more

Χμμ

guiseofgentlewords:

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

donkeydickjess:

fuckrashida:

healingsuggestions:

just text them, they miss you too.

I’m sick of seeing lies like this on my dash

Have me looking like boo boo the fool

clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

lovelysuggestions:

I want to be the person you think to text when you’re drunk out of your mind

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

soumoutou:

hipsterboho:

50 shades of text me the fuck back

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH